Okay. So I just did this dumb-ass test that is supposed to tell you where you are supposed to live.

www.findyourspot.com

1. Boston, Massachusetts - America’s Walking City

2. Providence, Rhode Island - New England’s Best Kept Kept Secret

3. New Haven, Connecticut - Home of Yale University

4. Milwaukee, Wisconsin - The Genuine American City

5. Albuquerque, New Mexico - The Pulse of New Mexico

6. San Jose, California - The Silicon Capital

7. Chicago, Illinois - The Windy City

8. Hartford, Connecticut - The Insurance Capital

9. Oakland, California - East Bay Living

10. San Francisco, California - The Golden Gate City

11. Baltimore, Maryland - The Sparkling Harbor City

12. San Diego, California - California’s First City

13. Los Angeles, California - The Dream Factory

14. Washington, District of Columbia - The World's Greatest Capital

15. Honolulu, Hawaii - America’s Tropical Paradise

16. New Orleans, Louisiana - The Crescent City

17. Little Rock, Arkansas - Where America Comes Together

18. Orange County, California - Live The California Dream

19. Las Vegas, Nevada - Entertainment Capital of the World

20. Danbury, Connecticut - Small-Town Charm Near the Big Apple

21. Santa Fe, New Mexico - Jewel of the Southwest

22. Cambridge, Massachusetts - Boston’s Spirited Sister

May I just point out that this list would have me live IN MILWAULKEE but not NEW YORK FUCKING CITY?

I even tried to go back in afterward and demand certain things. And it still didn't come up with New York AT ALL.

So. My only logical conclusion is that they don't pick New York for anyone at all. Fascist pigs. They clearly don't know what is so great about New York.

Go ahead. Try it. Tell me what you get.

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