cubiclegirl and i are destined to be on amazing race. i confirmed it last night when i saw the lot of personality-less losers they have on the show now.

i could analyze these losers but let me just say they seem to lack style and energy. lots of blah blah blah and no content.

here's what CG and i will bring to the show:

• none of you have seen us in a car together. but trust me. a camera and a radio and us in a cab in malaysia. shouting "turn it up" at the cabbie and wrangling the radio dial from him...would be a ratings bonanza.

• CG is fluent in hick AND dyke.

• we got the international hookups via our web world. we will just carry a crib sheet and call when we get to bangladesh. one of you lives there, right?

• we are FUNNY. and we love each other.

• we have a great back story when they do the little up close and personal part.

• if they ever stop in the wiles of kentucky or the bronx, we are totally set.

• we are charming. we will meet people on planes who will help us.

• we're pretty damned cute.

there are a few flaws. neither of us speaks any non-english language. and i am a physical wreck. but i think it could work.

you'd tune in. everyone would.

AND, i think gingi needs to get involved. and mobtown. amazing race 3 - this time it's for the geeks.

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