on an unrelated note. i got YANKEE ENTERTAINMENT AND SPORTS NETWORK last night. i mean, we all did.

all of us who don't have CRAPLEVISION that is. those poor suckers in queens and on long island are totally fucked.

they get NO YANKEES.

but me. i got a whole fucking network. all about the yankees. all yankees, all the time. they have yankeeographies on friday nights. 135 games. shows just focused on each yankee. preseason games. and much much more.

i am dying.

preseason commentary:

soriano is now the only yankee who wears his socks outside. i hope he never changes because i love that about him.

jeter is sporting a little tan. he looks good. it's preseason though so no leaps into the third base seats to catch any pops last night.

wells is back and he's lost about 30 or 40 pounds. the man looks good. he pitched well last night too.

ventura is the third baseman...and damn is that boy fine. he may be up there in the ranks of hottest yankees. good thing too since losing tino made their hottie factor go down a bit.

giambi. the man was MADE to be a yankee. he is going to do JUST FINE. seriously. GREAT FUCKING TRADE. i love him already. and he loves us. i know it. i can tell. he's like that. all loyal and strong and swell...like a yankee should be.

this network. so much yankees. it's almost too much.

BUT TOO MUCH YANKEES IS NEVER ENOUGH!!!

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