here's what i hate. when parents say things to expectant parents like "oh it will change your life" and "you are in for such a wonderful time".

because i'm thinking. REALLY? you don't say? you're fucking kidding. thanks for the knowledge transfer there buddy.

because although i realize that a lot of people do this stupidly or without thought...what do they think, i'm a fucking idiot?

oh surely it won't change much. everything's exactly the same as it was already and the baby ain't even out. i haven't had to change a thing, right?

oh wait. except the no drinking, the energy suck, the kicking all night long, and the no smoking thing. it's all just the same.

so yeah, i was TOTALLY expecting that once a life fucking baby gets here that it would be the same as before.

or maybe i am just a whiny pain in the ass. both could be true.

on a new york note: i saw a man sleeping on the sidewalk this morning. under a laura ashley comforter.

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